Why do Morrisons think it acceptable to force their customers into buying multiple numbers of bananas?
Maybe I just want ONE banana! Maybe I just want three! That is my God given right as a banana eater.
So why am I faced with the option of buying at the very least 5 or 6 bananas or going without?
I only eat one a day, so by time I got to banana no. 3 they would be starting to turn yellow and soft and yicky! Not green-tinged, slightly crunchy and yumtious, which is how I LIKE my bananas!
I only eat one a day, so by time I got to banana no. 3 they would be starting to turn yellow and soft and yicky! Not green-tinged, slightly crunchy and yumtious, which is how I LIKE my bananas!
This filthy banana dictatorship must stop!
I am henceforth boycotting Morrison's and taking my business elsewhere (Tescos)
I say we need a banana revolution comrades!
Who's with me?
8 comments:
How do these commies force you to buy five bananas? Every store here sells them by weight and you just bag however many you want. USA! USA!
I know!!! It's a national disgrace.
BTW: Having a busy time of it? You haven't blogged in weeks!!!! (ok, so I might be exaggerating a leeeetle bit there) I'm starting to go cold turkey here!!
AHEM. I blogged on Tuesday! Okay, fine, that was a little cheating, it was just pictures. I should have something up later today, but work is nuts right now.
And thanks for wanting to see it :)
Right! Tuesday = weeks!!!!
Not sure whether to commiserate or congratulate on the work ... hectic-ness, I'll leave you to pick the most appropriate one.
And you're welcome :)
(Make it a BIG post please ... you're in deficit) :P
Oh hey...hate to interrupt the love fest going on between you and words words words but I wanted to tell you I'm down for the banana revolution. I'd like a title please.
What can I say Peggy! He's such a dude! (I'm so easy for guys who make me laugh) :P
YaY! Having read your "Thursday" post I think you'd have a natural genius for sabotage! (planting deadly spiders in the banana crates whilst miming to "Wanna Be Starting Something" maybe?)
*Hands you a "Chief Saboteur" badge*
Welcome comrade!
Love that picture.
Me too, Dr. Z
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