What The World Needs Now ...

What is the world coming to when we're not even safe from middle-aged music producers!?

Phil Spectre has been found guilty of hair crimes brutal murder. Why has it taken 6 years? (Those hair styles are clearly the whim of a madman. Wasn't that a clue, Mr. Superior Court Judge and jury?)

You'd never get that with Burt Bacharach!

You know what we need?

More show tunes.

We need more collective singing and dancing. People need to stage big, epic musical numbers in the streets and supermarkets. Why just ask where the Granny Smiths are when you could sing it out as you high-step and shimmy around the fresh fruit section? Never mind weapons of mass destruction, one well produced and choreographed routine could put an end to terrorism, just like that. Who could possibly be angst-ridden and psychotic whilst singing a "Sound of Music" medley, dressed up in their Grandma's best drapes?

I strongly urge you to do yourself and the world a favour, go out today, go to the park and sing! Sing loud! Leap and frolic with your fellow man as though your life depended on it.

Go on. Make a difference. You know you want to.