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Thursday, 19 March 2009

Banana Fascists! ...


Why do Morrisons think it acceptable to force their customers into buying multiple numbers of bananas?

Maybe I just want ONE banana! Maybe I just want three! That is my God given right as a banana eater.

So why am I faced with the option of buying at the very least 5 or 6 bananas or going without?

I only eat one a day, so by time I got to banana no. 3 they would be starting to turn yellow and soft and yicky! Not green-tinged, slightly crunchy and yumtious, which is how I LIKE my bananas!

This filthy banana dictatorship must stop!

I am henceforth boycotting Morrison's and taking my business elsewhere (Tescos)

I say we need a banana revolution comrades!

Who's with me?